NEVER CHANGE ANYTHING

AND MARLEY IS ALL PROUD MAMA OVER RYNIQUE BECAUSE EVEN IF SHE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING THEY’RE STILL HER BBS AND SHE’S LIKE DYING TO TELL JAKE BUT ALSO SHE FEELS LIKE SHE SHOULDN’T BECAUSE UNIQUE TRUSTED HER WITH SENSITIVE INFORMATION AND JAKE DOESN’T WANNA RAT OUR RYDER EITHER SO…

OH GOD IT IS DELICIOUSLY AWKWARD SO LIKE

JAKE IS ALL SO HOW’S UNIQUE DOING IS SHE SEEING ANYONE SHE GOT HER EYE ON SOMEONE WHAT’S HER TYPE HMM HMM

AND MARLEY IS TRYING TO DO THE SAME TO RYDER

AND THEY BOTH START GOING OMG JAKE/MARLEY WANTS TO LEAVE ME FOR UNIQUE/RYDER RESPECTIVELY

AND SO MARLEY IS LIKE EXCUSE ME I NEED TO FIND KITTY

AND JAKE IS LIKE LOL WHY

UH BECAUSE I FOUND JESUS EXCUSE ME PLEASE

SO MARLEY FINDS KITTY AND KITTY IS LIKE OH BARF RELATIONSHIP DRAMA OH WELL I GUESS I WILL INTERVENE BECAUSE AS MUCH OF A TRAVESTY IT WAS FOR JAKE TO DUMP ME FOR YOU HE IS NOT DUMPING YOU FOR UNIQUE NUH UH

SO SHE IS LIKE LEAVE IT TO ME. YOU GO CHECK ON UNIQUE AND RYDER BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH TERRIBLE AT THE MALL

SHE GOES UP TO JAKE WHO IS ALL WHERE IS MARLEY

I SENT HER AFTER UNIQUE AND RYDER BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THIS EXCURSION OTHER THAN ME IS A MORON NOW TELL ME WHY YOU’RE LEAVING MARLEY FOR UNIQUE AND NOT ME OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BROTHER’S SLOPPY SECONDS

JAKE CLUES IN TO WHAT’S GOING ON AND IS ALL OMG SO SHE’S TRYING TO SET UP RYDER WITH SOMEONE? PLEASE SAY IT IS NOT YOU

AND THEN HE AND KITTY HAVE THE SAME REALIZATION AND JAKE WANTS TO SAVE THE DAY BUT KITTY WANTS TO RUIN IT BECAUSE KITTY SO THE RACE IS ON

MEANWHILE UNIQUE IS LOOKING FIERCE FEMME PHENOMENAL AND RYDER IS SHIFTING IN HIS SEAT EVERY FEW MINUTES AND HAS A SHOEBOX FIRMLY ON HIS LAP