NEVER CHANGE ANYTHING

KITTY IS LIKE HELLO LOVERBOYYYY TO LIKE BOTH OF THEM, AND MARLEY IS LIKE *WHIMPER* noooo this is the opposite of what I wanted AND JAKE’S ALL I GOTTA SAVE RYDER HE SAVED ME IN THE CAFETERIA ONCE I CAN DO THIS I WILL NOT LET HIS LOVE BE IN VAIN ONCE MORE BUT THEN UNIQUE IS…

UNIQUE IS LIKE BACK THE FUCK UP KITTY I FOUND HIM FIRST FAIR AND SQUARE

AND RYDER IS LIKE

WHAT

ONLY LIKE AN OCTAVE TOO HIGH

AND UNIQUE POINTS AT HIM AND IS ALL

YOU SEE THAT UNCOMFORTABLE BONER HE’S FAILING TO HIDE? I GAVE HIM THAT.  AND I’M GONNA GIVE HIM WAY MORE

AND RYDER JUST WANTS THE EARTH TO SWALLOW HIM

BUT KITTY IS LIKE THIS IS THE WORST MALL TRIP EVER NO ONE TREATED ME THEY JUST TREATED THEMSELVES WORST FRIENDS EVER

AND RYDER IS LIKE BUT I TREATED YOU TO A SMOOTHIE

SHUT UP RYDER OMG

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